Is freelance for life or just ’til Christmas?

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Take Sam Howard’s festive freelance quiz to find out. Tot up how many of these apply to you:

1. If you spend longer than six minutes getting ready of a morning, you consider yourself to be ‘faffing’.

2. When it comes to the three-minute lunch break, soup bowls seem an unnecessary middleman and are no longer required.

3. It never occurred to you before, but now, instead of religiously visiting the salon every six weeks cos you’re so worth it – every so often, you just yank your hair into a big ponytail and lop off the top bit with the bacon scissors.

4. Your City client asks for an 8.30 am briefing,g and you have jet lag for the rest of the day.

5. You get a pair of sheepskin house boots to keep your tootsies warm all winter, spending over a hundred quid on ugly slippers.

6. When asked what are doing at the weekend you look at people blankly, then reply, ‘working’ I mean what else would you do?

7. Next bank holiday, instead of gallivanting off on a City break, you will re-grout the kitchen tiles. It’s funny you never noticed that when you had a proper job and were out of the house for 60 hours a week.

8. Your city high heels haven’t seen daylight for six months. When you eventually try them out, you walk with less grace than a lad in a frock on a stag.

9. You catch up with a City friend. She regales you with tales of ridiculous internal politics, bodacious power plays and incompetent bosses – but all you can contribute is that the dog ate your Amazon parcel this morning.

10. Dress Down Friday has become Dress Up Friday as that’s the day you go to the supermarket.

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If you scored 5 or less:

It’s too late for me, but you must save yourself. Book in for a weekend spa retreat, a full makeover and hire a personal shopper, so no one need ever know what happened here.

6 or more:

Consider yourself utterly unemployable, and welcome to our world of freelance. We are your people now.